Kreef Hotel
Hotel in Tulbagh
www.kreefhotel.co.za
Address
. Tulbagh. Western Cape. 6820Are you the owner or manager of this company?
What you should know about Kreef Hotel
We even have a special image-polisher that will compliment you! We have 60 crew to look after your safety and comfort. This is what a HOT SHOWER looks like, steam out the top! KREEF HOTEL showers are the ONLY showers in SA with a dry & wet area, for you to be comfortable while showering. So, you have an area to shower in (wet area) and an area to put your stuff down and to get dressed (dry area). Removing thorns at eye-and-foot level, installing fences to protect you and your things, setting up our 200000-liter dams and hot showers, and setting up your tents neatly under shade trees and adding lights for your comfort. Especially seeing that Justin had requested the Caviar option in his email to you over a month ago. We are greatly looking forward to the festival and are sure we will have a great time at the Kreef. Our Chef cleans his nails daily (but he is well trained to spot petulant guests, and has a nasty habit of sticking his cheffing finger up his nose in full view of such people (purely as a gesture of goodwill in trying to desensitize them), we take bookings on a computer program, especially developed for us by Ticketbreak’s nice people. We even have a friendly oke with a wheelbarrow to carry your coolbox to your tent (though often our crew’s expressions of pain are misconstrued as smiling). We don’t ever believe that the customer is always right, we know most of them mean well, and others are, well, mean sometimes. We’ve never had a guest check out unsatisfied with our service, we throw them out before it gets to that point. But 99% of the time, we are able to cure many issues so that such harsh action becomes unnecessary. Don’t piss Tania off, we need her to focus (she is also a trained boxer) This option was designed as a student special, or like in your case, for those buddies that forgot to book and are now moving in on your comfortable Twin Duet sharing option. And we will give you tequila if you moan at our reception crew to vent your irritation. Hopefully the person to occupy the third spot in one of our tents won’t be highly flatulent. On that note can we asb confirm the booking for that extra person.
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